WWE CHAMPION RANDY ORTON DEF. CHRISTIAN

There are two things the WWE Universe will never get 

tired of: A renewal of old rivalries, and the defacing of 

Randy Orton’s automobiles. Over the course of The 

Viper’s contest against Christian on Raw, said Universe 

was treated to both. Captain Charisma locked up once 

again in The Viper’s first match since reclaiming the 

WWE Title. After sending Christian for a gruesome-

looking fall off the turnbuckle, Orton seemed to have the 

advantage. But the former World Champion rallied, 

dodging an RKO before connecting with the Spear. If 

only Orton’s car escaped similarly unscathed: Daniel 

Bryan appeared on the TitanTron alongside The Viper’s 

Caddy, which he had defaced with a bevy of “YES!”es 

thanks to a can of spray paint. Bryan can rest easy 

knowing he’s already got a custom ride all ready to go.