Total Divas Episode 6: Diva Las Vegas

Silicone Sheik up in your face for the 6^th episode of 

Total Divas and this week we’re dealing with dice, prostitutes and unparalleled amounts of sin – and then we’re going to Vegas.

The show starts off with Jo Jo asking Chris Jericho if Justin Gabriel is single. Chris Jericho starts singing the K I S S I N G song. That didn’t really happen but he does have a dreamy voice.

Eva Marie and Jo Jo walk off after Chris Jericho embarrasses Jo-Jo about her girlish crush.

Brie compliments herself on dating Daniel Bryan. Shots of setting up for RAW and backstage activities are shown. Jo Jo and Gabriel hitting it off as Jo Jo is on the rebound after that Sebastian guy that absolutely no one remembers – not even his mother.

Eva Marie shows her intelligence and beauty in an expose capped off by wearing tight jeans.

Jo Jo is going to take the leap and ask JG out on a date.

Next we’re at the NXT training facility working out with the Funkadactyls and the Bellas. Nattie decides to be the fifth wheel and enters the ring. Instead of practicing wrestling moves the girls decide to plan a bachelorette party.

The girls assure Nattie that no one is going to make out with her or put their private parts on her. I can pretty much testify to such a fact. Nattie tells the girls about her infidelities last week and absolutely no one believes there is another guy in this universe that would fawn over Nattie.

Trinity is the voice of reason and thinks Nattie should back off the lascivious nature. Nikki and Ariane practice some tantric wrestling moves and the girls lay on each other in the center of the ring.

Segue to Jo Jo preparing for her faux date with JG. Eva Marie is in the kitchen and I realize she would look fabulous in my kitchen. The Bellas show up and the party turns into some Gatsbyesque soirée.

Drunk pictures are shown of Brie. She acts embarrassed but this is the same girl who was chopping wood in a bikini and high heels a few weeks ago.

We find out that TJ is the only man Nattie has been with. Once again no one is surprised. The girls dance around awkwardly and Ariane makes fun of Nattie. Most of the guys sit around and try to not look totally uninterested. Jo Jo dates older men. Maybe she is ready to forego this JG business in favor of Classy Freddie Blassie.

Jo Jo and JG stalk off to make out in Eva’s room. This is the only action ever to happen in Eva Marie’s room as she is a total virgin princess.

Segment 2: Vegas Bound

Jo Jo and JG are now on their first date; even though they have already made out on a balcony. Kids these days are very chivalrous. Jo Jo talks about her pet rabbit and then offers to show JG a photo of the rabbit. He is totally wondering why he didn’t approach Eva Marie first.

Jo Jo takes her food home for her pet rabbit. JG goes through the Of Mice and Men dialogue. Everyone in the restaurant gives a standing ovation.

Next John Cena is informed that only TJ has plowed Nattie. John Cena doesn’t really care and says that Nattie must be happy. Nikki tries to cover her tracks and make Cena believe she is not a floozy. John Cena is forced to look at hand bags and shows. No dignified man should be subject to such malarkey.

Cut to: Ariane and Vincent are packing a suitcase. Vincent’s jealousy boils over as he decides to invite himself to an event which Ariane totally does not want him to attend.

The couple argues over time spent together and the party. In typical fashion Vincent leaves the room and nothing is solved until a later segment.

Now we’re at the bachelor party where we get glimpse of how filthy stinking rich these entertainers are in the WWE. Jo Jo is already talking about having babies with JG but doesn’t realize that she totally ruined it with the rabbit routine in the restaurant earlier in the show.

Nikki says something about boners. Attention spanned ruined.

The girls are in swimsuits now. See previous comment.

Nattie is flirting with her gentleman friend several hundred miles away instead of focusing on her party and her finance. Nikki tells Nattie not to respond to these texts and that it’s a form of flirtation. Nattie is oblivious or purposely naïve.

Segment 3: The party continues and JG moves on

We’re witness to the glimmer and glamour of Vegas. There are a lot of pretty people hanging out and having fun. Then there is Jo Jo freaking out over JG talking to another girl.

Nattie is doing some shots as the rest of the group encourages her on. I imagine she will do something drunk and inappropriate shortly. I think it’s time for the Repo Man to show up and rip off the contract extension for this show.

The girls head off to Chippendale’s. I’m going to go grab a Steveweiser. I’ll be back after the nude men are off the screen. I totally do not want to see men in half articles of clothing unless they are wrestling around with each other.

More alcohol and more bad decisions forthcoming. Jo Jo is not 21. Eva Marie does not drink because she is a saint. The girls go on a walk and JG is hanging out with some other chick. Jo Jo is irate!

Segment 4: Drunk partying in Vegas. Surprise pregnancy?

Recap of seeing JG with another chick. JG hops in a cap to go bang some random girl. Jo Jo is done! – even though nothing had officially started. Eva Marie is wearing jean shorts. Then she gets into an elevator while Jo Jo rambles on about some non existent relationship with a professional wrestler always on the road and banging random chicks.

Jo Jo is 0 and 2 in relationships on Total Divas.

The rest of the girls are out partying it up. Brie is dancing like a white girl. We call this Brie mode instead of intoxication. Then Brie shows us her blurry vagina. I think she should probably see a doctor about such a condition.

The party heads back to the hotel room. Nattie is drunkenly slurring the truth we all knew several segments ago. She is infatuated with that dude Jarret from the last episode. Brie, coming down from Brie Mode, decides to have a one on one with Nattie. The two get on a bed covered in rose petals. I’m waiting for a scene from Queen of the King to break out. (Look up this video if you haven’t checked it out yet)

Nattie realizes that it’s just TJ she loves but is just overwhelmed with this getting married business; which is what she was bitching at him for just a few episodes ago when we had the near fist fight at the Justice of the Peace.

Segment 5: Brie ala mode 

Daniel Bryan is a respectable human being and will not appreciate Brie mode. She attempts to sneak back into her room by beating on the hotel room door. We get to see Brie’s vagina once again. She is 2 for 2 on showing her vagina on Total Divas. She decides to handcuff Daniel Bryan to the hotel room bed. And then goes off looking for a 24 hour IHOP.

Now Brie is hungover. She confesses she was in Brie Mode. Daniel Bryan doesn’t care and tells her she can do what she wants even though he doesn’t like it when she is drunk. He doesn’t feel bad for her but he comes off as a pretty cool dude. I would probably date him. (But I have a thing for guys with beards)

For good measure, Daniel Bryan gives Brie a plancha out of nowhere.

Now for the awkward toast with Jo Jo and JG. Nattie gives a touching toast to the rest of the girls about her and TJ’s relationship. Jo Jo and JG are casually placed together at the table. Russell Crowe’s little brother tells Jo Jo that she is so beautiful… but way too young for a guy who picks up random girls in casinos. Standards!

Eva Marie was right.

Segment 6: Vincent gets drunk. 

The Bella Twins are talking in their hotel room when a wild vibrator appears. This only brings up a casual giggle between the girls. I guess John Cena isn’t enough!

The Funkadactyls are brought in at the end in a totally irrelevant segment. Vincent shows up at the party anyway. I guess that is the resolution from earlier. Trinity decides to get the hell out of that room.

It’s the final night of the bachelorette party. Instead of getting really drunk the couples and friends decide to have a really quaint dinner. True friendship blossoms alongside… wait we’re back to orgasms and boners now. Nattie is given a male cake and she performs fellatio on it. I’m surprised this got past the censors. To see how fellatio is really performed check out Chyna in Queen of the Ring.

Vincent gets drunk and makes an ass out of himself in a room full of people doing the same and Ariane gets upset about his actions. I wish she would just break up with him already.

Conclusion: Does the party end or go on forever?

All the girls head to Ghostbar after the dinner. It’s another night of drinking and dancing in Vegas. Nattie confesses her love to TJ. Vincent drinks more. Everyone else drinks more. Ariane thinks that Vincent has drunk too much and hopes he does not get too crazy. He certainly will! He probably would have passed out and had no argument if Ariane didn’t rag him so intensely. Vincent is now going around telling people how drunk he is and how many relationship problems he has with Ariane. Ariane is pissed because Vincent spilt his drink on her new dress. I bet these people won’t be invited to the wedding!

The pair leaves the party. Vincent starts punching the elevator. Vincent tries to convince Ariane he is not drunk by acting really drunk. The rest of the party starts to fade away. The party ends and was a success for Nattie. She is now ready to get married.

Recap: We’re one step closer to the wedding. I haven’t been this excited since Macho Man and Elizabeth tied the knot. Nattie and TJ seem to be getting more serious each week for no particular reason. Jo Jo has lost another romantic entanglement. Ariane and Vincent continue to fight. I doubt they will make it together throughout the show. Eva Marie still looks good in jean shorts. The Bellas continue to drop sexual key words for ratings.

See you next week!

Aamir Khan's Dhoom 3 vs Hrithik Roshan'sKrrish 3: Which will be film of year?

Two of this year’s most anticipated films (and sure-shot blockbusters) — Dhoom 3 and Krrish 3 will be releasing on Diwali and Christmas respectively. Both the films are sequels to big brands and both have big stars at the helm. It will also be Aamir and Hrithik’s first release in 2013. And they are both supremely confident of their films.

Says an insider, “The usually cautious Aamir has been telling people, ‘Mark my words — if there’s one film this year that will break all records, it will be Dhoom 3. It will gross over 

Rs 300 or 400 crore. He’s that confident of Dhoom 3. And he has all reason to be. This is also the first time he is playing a baddie on screen. This film will appeal to the youth, as it is slick and stylish.” Meanwhile, Krrish 3 has already created a huge buzz with the trailer. It is a film that kids will love. Family audience will be flocking for this one, so huge numbers are guaranteed. But the question is which film will be bigger?

Aamir will break the record!
Says trade analyst Komal Nahta, “It’s difficult to comment on that as I feel both will be huge hits. They are both big brands. Dhoom 3 has Aamir Khan as an anti-hero, the Aamir-Katrina combination, and the Yash Raj banner and the expertise of Aditya Chopra. Krrish 3 has the Krissh brand, Rakesh Roshan, Hrithik and their banner. Hrithik is a huge craze amongst the kids.” He feels that Aamir will break his previous held unbroken record of 3 Idiots, “I think he can break the record. Firstly, because Dhoom 3 is a huge franchise. Secondly, times have changed. The admission rates at theatres have shot up and there are lot many theatres now. Both Dhoom 3 and Krrish 3 will definitely cross over Rs 200 crores.”

The Krrish 3 edge
Says trade analyst Amod Mehra, “We haven’t seen the trailer of Dhoom 3 so it’s a bit early to comment on that film, yet as far as expectations are concerned, I think Krrish 3 has a slight edge over Dhoom 3because D3 is an established brand and  the audience knows what to expect. Hrithik has already been established as a superhero in the earlier Krrish 1 and 2 so now people expect D3 to be a full fun film where the audience comprises family and children. They will come to see something different than the usual robbery, thrills and chases ofDhoom series. 

Also, Krrish 3 has a super villain for the first time. It is looking more exciting, polished and of international standard so I would say K3 has an edge of five per cent over D3. Rakesh Roshan  is one of the most under-rated filmmakers. In Dhoom 3 what we are expecting to see is Aamir Khan who is expected to carry the film on his shoulders. Both films can gross anything between Rs 210-225 crores each. Each has that achievable target. Both have strong content.”

Ranbir-Kat broke up over marriage

Ranbir Kapoor's closeness to his Rockstar co-star Nargis Fakhri was perceived as the reason for his breakup with rumoured girlfriend Katrina Kaif. But it has emerged that Ranbir's denial for marriage is the real reason, reported Mumbai Mirror.

Ranbir didn't give in to Katrina's demand for marriage. "It was only incidental that Ranbir's fondness for Nargis increased recently. However, what has really distanced him from Katrina is her demand that they get married, by March 2012, if not December 2011. She clearly told him that they should tie the knot in a year's time," a source told the tabloid.

Kapoor boy thinks himself too young for marriage and doesn't want to be tied down at 28. "Well, he didn't know what to do. He explained to Katrina that marrying her in a year's time wouldn't be possible since he is too young. Ranbir doesn't want to pin himself down in life," added the source.

The duo have been reportedly dating since they worked together in Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani. Also, Katrina had expressed her desire to get hitched in 2012.

However, the actress completely denied even dating her co-star from Rajneeti. "These rumours are embarrassing, ugly, a million miles from the truth, beyond fiction. The so-called people close to me who are saying these things actually have no proximity to me. Ranbir is a friend, but there is nothing beyond. So there is no question of my breaking up with him or asking for marriage," Kat explained the tabloid.

There are chances that the couple may patch up if Kat stops being too demanding. "It would be more apt to say that they have had a big fight at the moment, rather than to say that they have ended their relationship. Katrina would love to get back with Ranbir, who also likes her very much. But he is certainly not thinking in terms of marriage with her at this point of time," informed the source.

Know About The Poker Play Modes And Win The Game

 

Poker play is a game of cards. It is not very tough yet not very simple. Poker play mode is enjoyed by a lot of people because it does not involve money. Most of the people often think that there must be a luck that acts as the key factor to win over the game. It is not just the luck, but some tricky ways following which it becomes really very easy to dissolve the game amazingly. Most of the time people don’t know about these steps and blindly depend upon the meaningless luck. There are different types of poker games that require excellent skill. How much you become older in this game, you may gain experience and come to know more about the detailed tricks. There are many casinos, clubs where the poker games can be played and nowadays it is also available in the internet.
 
Difference Between Poker Play Mode And Money Mode
The major difference between the poker play mode and money mode is the involvement of money. In poker play more you are provided with virtual cash which can be used to purchase chips of any amount. You can bet with those chips and win virtual money. In case of money mode, you are going to purchase the chips with real cash and when you win you get chips that can be converted to cash. Though it is possible to purchase virtual chips with real cash in some of the games, it is not possible to convert the won virtual chips into real cash. As cash is not involved in the game there is no greed involved and when there is no greed involved the game becomes pure and safe for all its users.
 
Few Tricky Tips For You
Before starting the game, you should have good knowledge about the different poker play mode. You have to ensure that to win the game, you have to have the highest valued hand. After shuffling the cards, when you get yours turn, it is the proper time when you have to plan the game according to the strength of your cards. Whatever the cards you may get, that should not be reflected over your face. The experienced opponent players may read your face and successively estimate your plan of the game. If you want to alter your cards that may be not beneficial for you, you have to wait for your turn, but make it sure that you keep it face down, otherwise opponents may come to know about it.
 
Play Strategically And Win The Game
Try not to bet very high at the beginning of the game as it is a bit risky, but the aggressive players may take this risk more often. If you don’t have strong hands, you may try some bluff by placing this high bet and when opponents believe in that and place their best cards, they become frustrated with false beliefs. Those who are conservative don’t bet high or low, they just play in a moderate way and their aim is to stay in the game until they have good cards, but the bluff players may understand this strategy. You can also try playing online. Here you may get a mass opponent and you can choose your opponent. You may find different types of online interesting poker games. Some alluring bonuses are also available. It is right that there are some pitfalls in this game, but when a bit cautiousness can make you rich, why would you keep yourself away from such exciting and fun game.

How to Draw Anais

 You’ve always wanted a brainy little sister, right? Good news. Now you can create one of your own! Get step-by-step instructions on how to draw Anais. Don’t forget to watch The Amazing World of Gumball Wednesdays at 7:30/6:30c on Cartoon Network!

 

 

Mick Foley defends the Bellas following AJ's "Pipebombshell"

The Hall of Famer takes to Facebook to defend the Bella Twins against accusations that they haven't earned their spots following AJ Lee's explosive promo on the August 26th episode of Raw. Plus, some Twitter responses from the cast of Total Divas.

Mick Foley and the Bellas are veterans of WWE public relations tours - especially Tribute to the Troops and other events centered on the military. Given that, it probably isn't a surprise that Mama Foley's baby boy took to his Facebook page for a long post praising AJ Lee's promo from last night (Aug. 26th)'s Raw, but largely aimed at defending his friends. Especially the insinuation that they have not earned their jobs with the company.

IN DEFENSE OF BRI AND NIKKI

It's been a memorable Raw; an intense and disturbing physical encounter between Paul Heyman and CM Punk, a tremendous match-up between Christian and Randy Orton..and the looming danger to Orton's new Escalade (which, as of this writing, is still unscathed.) So why is it that I'm writing this post about the Divas division, feeling as if if I need to intervene and stick up for Bri and Nikki Bella - two young ladies who seem more than capable of sticking up for themselves?

First, before I speak up for the Bellas, how about I acknowledge that AJ Lee delivered one of the finest promos - male or female - that I've seen on Raw in quite a while. That's really saying something, considering that Paul Heyman and CM Punk have been doing some of their finest mic work on the show on a regular basis, and that Daniel Bryan has been (wait, the Escalade just got spray-painted) an absolute joy to watch, as he finds new depth in his persona on an almost weekly basis.

Yes, that was an amazing promo by AJ - primarily because she believed every word of it to be true..or at least it seemed that way to this 28 year wrestling veteran. After all, going back to the lessons I learned from Michael PS Hayes, a heel is always at their most believable and frightening and believable when they absolutely believe in their own words and actions. AJ's words were convincing and seem to be the ones being embraced by the WWE Universe. I know many people look at Bri and Nikki and see two beautiful women who have been given their spot in the company due to their beauty and choice in boyfriends.

That's not what I see when I look at Bri and Nikki. I see two strong, proud women who walked away from WWE in April 2012 following a legitimate business disagreement with the company. Bri and Nikki wanted to have more say in what they could and could not do outside of WWE. The company disagreed. I know that feeling. I've been there. The Bellas took a stand and walked away. I know that feeling too. But they didn't do it the Mick Foley way - whining and complaining, and (ask Layla about this sometime) even yelling a little bit. They did it the right way. They took a stand, did everything they were asked to do, and left with their heads held high; earning a heightened respect from everyone they dealt with on their way out.

And when they returned, they came back with a piece of the puzzle that had been missing from the Divas division. They returned with "Total Divas" - the vehicle the entire Divas division has driven to new heights of acceptance and mainstream recognition. I've often wondered why AJ wasn't part of the show. Obviously, she's a unique character and an an extremely talented wrestler. I would have really enjoyed the opportunity to see her outside the ring - to see how much AJ the performer and AJ the character had in common. I could completely understand any hard feelings she might harbor against the Bellas in that regard. But the idea that the Bellas haven't worked for everything they've received is just plain wrong from this Hall of Famer's perspective.

The other women targeted in what CM Punk dubbed AJ's "Pipebombshell" also took to Twitter to respond. While the Bellas themselves and Ariane Andrew (Cameron of the Funkadactyls) took the Jerry Lawler low road, Naomi and Natalya stayed more in character and aimed to answer the Pint-sized Powder Keg in the ring.

Whether you're with her or against her, it's clear that the Divas champion has generated more buzz for the exploits of WWE women on a pro wrestling show than anyone in quite some time. The fact that E!'s Total Divas factors so prominently in her rant and the aftermath has to make everyone at WWE and NBC/Universal pretty pleased.

What about you Cagesiders? Team AJ, or Team Total Divas?

WWE Raw: AJ Lee's Promo Soars While the Bella Twins Race to the Bottom

 

It's downright painful to watch most wrestlers in the WWE Divas' division.

Even when they're doing something incredibly right, the worst members of the female roster always seem like they're actively trying to ruin it.

That was the clear dichotomy between AJ Lee and the Bella Twins on Raw this past Monday, highlighted by a promo that's been the most interesting thing in WWE women's wrestling for a long, long time.

AJ Lee, to put it mildly, hit all the right points.

In one fell swoop, AJ buried Total Divas on E! (while simultaneously putting the show over), got a huge reaction from the wrestling fanbase and solidified herself as the greatest talker in the WWE female ranks outside of Stephanie McMahon-Levesque and Vickie Guerrero.

In fact, the best part of that whole segment was AJ, while the worst -- as usual -- was the Bella Twins.

There are certainly worse female wrestlers on the roster than Nikki Bella and Brie Bella, but if you wanted to see everything wrong with the Divas division in a single moment, this promo was yet another occasion in which the sisters sabotaged themselves.

It's "Pro Wrestling 101" basics -- when Creative is letting one of the roster's best stars get that kind of time of microphone, you let them speak.

No one interrupts CM Punk, Daniel Bryan or John Cena when they're on the stick.

That's not just common sense -- the script needs to be heard -- but it's also base-level professionalism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=afedl8HylCY

Sadly, the Bellas continually strain their collective brainpower and still fail to figure out how to be heels without being irritating. Despite being "veterans", neither one can help but squawk like seagulls when they're not the center of attention, a crippling facet of their characters that ultimately makes them annoying to see and hear.

(Ironically, that's a situation made only worse by the Bellas' time on Total Divas, which doesn't do very much to separate them from their self-titled "alpha bitch" TV characters.)

Instead of taking the strong, silent lead from Natalya, Cameron and Naomi -- three stellar talents who emoted awesomely cool anger as they allowed AJ to speak her mind -- the Bella Twins only proved AJ's point about them being awful performers.

There simply aren't very many wrestlers on the roster that would actively try to interrupt another talent's promo spot, especially when the script clearly isn't calling for ad-libs and off-camera cat-calls.

That's not the Bellas working for heel heat, either -- that's them just being bad at their job.

Unfortunately, that's been the twins' problem for several years -- although they're technically not horrible physical talents, they're plain awful when it comes to acting. They have no idea how to read a situation and pick their verbal spots, as evidenced by their incessant babbling at ringside on Monday night.

(Eva Marie didn't look any better for it, either.)

In essence, both Bellas proved AJ Lee's superiority in the worst way for themselves.

One day, the WWE will probably be better off when the current Divas Champion is the undisputed top dog and the Bella Twins retire on the backs of their poor, henpecked boyfriends' salaries.

Brilliant performances like AJ's can save the WWE Divas.

But as long as talents like the Bellas are around, it seems like there's always going to be two horses deadlocked in a painful race to the bottom for women's wrestling.

WWE Raw ratings remain solid with Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton on top

The ratings are in for last night's (Aug. 26, 2013) episode of "Monday Night Raw" and the numbers are holding steady with Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton on top while John Cena and Sheamus are out due to injury

Week one without both John Cena and Sheamus around to help carry the load has to be considered a success, relatively speaking. The ratings are in for last night's (Aug. 26, 2013) episode of Monday Night Raw and WWE kept a decent amount of its audience from the SummerSlam fallout edition the week prior.

Indeed, the show averaged 4.19 million viewers and a 3.07 rating compared to 4.30 million viewers and a 3.24 rating last week.

Here's the hourly breakdown:

Hour one: 4.13 million
Hour two: 4.29 million
Hour three: 4.15 million

An important thing to note here is that if you aren't counting last week's show, which was guaranteed to bring in a good number thanks to it coming after a major pay-per-view (PPV) event, this was the highest rated episode of Raw in three months.

Actually, the first hour this week outperformed the first hour last week.

It's a good sign that viewers seem to be interested enough in the Daniel Bryan vs. The Machine storyline with Triple H heading the charge as the corporate overlord while The Shield act as his attack dogs and Randy Orton is his the man carrying his title. It's important to note there was no competition from the NFL this week, so we'll see how things hold up once Monday Night Football takes over ESPN in just two short weeks.

EDGE | TATTOO: GREAT WAVE | LOCATION: LEFT ARM

While it's not the most recognizable of his tattoos, the ink on Edge's left arm has the greatest artistic appeal of the bunch, and one that stands out from many other Superstar tattoos. The image of the big wave appears to be directly inspired by "The Great Wave off Kanagawa," a famous woodblock print by the Japanese artist Hokusai. The artwork depicts a massive wave threatening boats near the Japanese prefecture of Kanagawa, with Mount Fuji visible in the background of the stormy sea. "For me, body art is all about expression," Edge told WWE.com in a 2007 interview. "It's a lifestyle and can serve as a reminder that when my career is done, I'll have a story to tell on my body. And it will be my story of my life on my body."

LITA | TATTOO: THREE-EYED DEMON | LOCATION: RIGHT ARM

Lita is remembered for being one of the most accomplished Divas in WWE history — and also one of the most devious ones. It's fitting, then, that her sinister side is on display with a three-eyed demon tattoo on her right arm. Easily the most noticeable of Lita's tats, the demon appears somewhat reminiscent of the Oni, a brooding creature from Japanese folklore. The four-time Women's Champion decided to get the colorful tattoo as a souvenir while on a trip to Amsterdam because she was a fan of the artist's work.

BATISTA | TATTOO: CHINESE DRAGON | LOCATION: BACK

Batista's moniker in the ring was The Animal. 

His defining piece of skin art, however, is a 

fire-breathing dragon that nearly spans the 

length of his entire back. The huge Chinese 

dragon is very impressive not only for its 

scope, but also for its powerful line work 

across the creature's many scales. The tattoo 

also does a great job of working with the 

natural contours of Batista's body by 

accentuating his hulking trapezius muscles, 

adding another level of intimidation for the 

already fearsome six-time World Champion.

 CHRIS JERICHO | TATTOO: IRON MAIDEN'S "EDDIE" & LADY JUSTICE | LOCATION: BOTH WRISTS/FOREARMS

Chris Jericho's transition from a clean-cut bad boy to a full-blown Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla has been an interesting ride, complete with several tattoos to round out the fresh image. Jericho, frontman of the heavy metal band Fozzy, has a pair of visually striking tats of a chain-biting mummy and Lady Justice running up his wrists and forearms. If the mummy looks familiar, that's because it's actually "Eddie," Iron Maiden's ominous mascot which appears on every one of the heavy metal group's album covers. And this tatted version of Lady Justice mirrors the cover art for Metallica's album "...And Justice for All." Another Jericho tattoo worth noting is the winged skull-and-bones emblem on his left arm, a recent addition inspired by the album cover art for Fozzy's latest release, "Sin and Bones."

BROCK LESNAR | TATTOO: DEMON SKULL | LOCATION: BACK

On a scare meter of 1-10, Brock Lesnar's back tattoo notches a 10 and then some. In fact, it's arguably the most wicked-looking piece of ink in WWE history. Brock's back tattoo includes a monstrous demon skull with a sword going right through it, and if that wasn't menacing enough, there are two armless hands grasping ice picks on each side of the demon skull. Yeah, it's pretty much evil incarnate. Lesnar also has another large piece — a sword which spans the entire middle of his torso — but it's the back tattoo that has become Brock's insignia on merchandise and the figure that strikes fear into the hearts of all the behemoth's unfortunate opponents. 

RANDY ORTON | TATTOO: TRIBAL DESIGN | LOCATION: BACK AND SHOULDERS

One of the points of emphasis for a strong tattoo is how well the lines follow the natural contours of the body. Randy Orton's tribal design definitely accomplishes this by coiling around The Viper's neck, shoulders and upper back. The tattoo also complements Orton's signature full sleeves, which are strewn with various skulls down his arms. Orton, who's had the back piece since his days training in Ohio Valley Wrestling, also makes sure to get his tats touched up once a year — a process that takes about six hours — to prevent any unwanted fading.

CM PUNK | TATTOO: SKULL & SNAKE | LOCATION: CHEST

To pick only one of CM Punk's pieces to showcase might be an exercise in futility. Practically every inch of The Best in the World's upper body is covered with tattoos, each with its own unique story worth telling. And while Punk's word tattoos such as "drug free" and "straight edge" seemingly attract the most attention due to his image, it's the dangerous combo of skull and snake across his chest that's immediately eye-catching on first glance, partially because of how fresh that ink still is. When asked for his take on getting tattoos, The Straight Edge Superstar once told WWE.com: "Tattoos are like wearing your heart on your sleeve. It's about showing who you are on the inside by showing it on the outside. … Each tattoo you get should have some deep, deep meaning."

JEFF HARDY | TATTOO: FULL SLEEVE OF ROOTS | LOCATION: RIGHT ARM

Jeff Hardy once said he regards his tattoos as his "artistic impulses." His impulse led him in the right direction with the visually stunning roots that weave from his neck all the way down to his right hand.  "The roots are my way of connecting with the earth: The earth's roots carry water like a human's veins carry blood," Hardy explained to WWE.com in 2007. "I thought it'd be something different besides tribal; you know, a lot of guys have tribal [bands]." From his colorful face paint to his innovative maneuvers in the ring, The Charismatic Enigma has always found a way to separate himself from the pack with his artistic style. Hardy's interwoven roots tattoo is further evidence of that style with its fascinating, one-of-a-kind look.

THE UNDERTAKER | TATTOO: FULL SLEEVE OF DEMONS & SKULLS | LOCATION: RIGHT ARM

Opponents who take one glance at the demonic ink that covers The Undertaker's entire right arm probably feel like they're stepping one foot into the underworld. While The Deadman's left arm follows a mystical theme, his right arm features tattoos with a variety of frightening demons and skulls. The most recognizable and spellbinding piece on Undertaker's right sleeve is the "Thinking Demon," which was done by famous tattoo artist Paul Booth of Last Rites Tattoo Theatre. With a waiting list that runs thousands deep and regular clientele that includes band members from Slayer, Slipknot, Pantera and The Phenom himself, Booth has mastered the art of macabre tattoos with impeccable shading for more than 20 years. Just as the flame tattoo was Bam Bam Bigelow's staple, we couldn't imagine The Undertaker without his full sleeves of infernal ink. They are indispensable parts of The Phenom.

THE ROCK | TATTOO: POLYNESIAN TRIBAL HALF-SLEEVE | LOCATION: LEFT SHOULDER AND ARM

In 2003, The Rock took a trip to Hawaii to get inked by 

famous Tahitian tattoo artist Po'oino Yrondi. Three emotional 

20-hour sessions later and The Great One now had the most 

electrifying tattoo in sports-entertainment sprawled across 

his left shoulder and upper arm. The Rock's tribal design 

holds a great deal of meaning, with numerous symbols that 

represent the WWE Champion's struggle, success, spiritual 

guides and loyalty to his family. The custom tattoo was 

remarkably composed freehand, with the artist working 

directly on Rock's skin without a stencil or transfer.

In the documentary "Once in a Lifetime: The Rock vs. John 

Cena," The Brahma Bull broke down exactly what the 

intricate skin art means to him. "As detailed and elaborate as 

this entire tattoo is that I'm very, very proud of, it all comes 

down to three things: my family, protecting my family and 

having a very aggressive warrior spirit that you can't hold 

down. I will continue to fight and overcome."

DARREN YOUNG DEF. ANTONIO CESARO

One-half of The Prime Time Players battled one-half of The Real Americans as Darren Young went one-on-one against the scary strong Antonio Cesaro.When Mr. No Days Off nailed Cesaro with The Gut-Check, The Prime Time Players kept rolling along with another victory.Showing that his mean streak knows no bounds, Ryback ripped up an autograph meant for a young fan, calling the well-meaning dad who approached the Superstar a “scrawny, pencil-necked fool.” Ryback ripped up an autograph meant for a young fan, calling the well-meaning dad who approached the Superstar a “scrawny, pencil-necked fool.” Ryback ripped up an autograph meant for a young fan, Superstar a “scrawny, pencil-necked fool.”

DOLPH ZIGGLER DEF. BIG E LANGSTON

After being decimated by The Shield on Raw, Dolph Ziggler looked to take out some frustrations against his former heavy and Divas Champion AJ Lee’s “best friend,” Big E Langston, on SmackDown. Langston assaulted The Showoff before the bell even rang, clocking Ziggler from behind. When Dolph assured the referee he was okay, the match officially started and Big E once again put his scary. Just when it looked like Ziggler was getting back on track, AJ inserted herself into the mix, delivering a fierce shot to her ex-boyfriend with the referee distracted. But when Big E went for the Big Ending, The Showoff countered with the Zig Zag out of nowhere, and picked up the big Friday night win without even taking off his t-shirt.